He is half of my soul, as the poets say.
- Song of Achilles (Madeline Miller)
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨
Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates
If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor
I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck
ITS THE REAL ONE YES
You don’t understand how long I searched for this-
@shandycandy278 here you go this is for the anon c:
FUCK YEAH ITS BACK BABY
@goswlogpncmcrfobpjstltruaqhtma42 this is your url in post format
Fuck you but you’re right
If u suffered, y'all are gonna suffer with me
The last time I saw this was 2 years ago 🥺
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …
My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.
Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :
S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.
2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.
A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
And it could be your own.
First reblog post that actually saves a life.
This is a life-saving post.
the more you know
yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year
I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.
LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.
Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…
My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^
I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:
- F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?
- A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?
- S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?
- T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.
We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke.
SAVE A LIFE.
yo save a fuckin life gotta reblog this shit
Read!!! You could save a life!!!
Please Keep Signing!
(New petitions in bold)- George Floyd - change.org
- George Floyd - amnesty.org
- George Floyd - colorofchange.org
- Get The Officers Charged
- Charge All Four Officers
- Breonna Taylor - moveon.org
- Breonna Taylor - colorofchange.org
- Breonna Taylor - justiceforbreonna.org
- Breonna Taylor - change.org
- Breonna Taylor - thepetitionsite.com
- Ahmaud Arbery - change.org
- Ahmaud Arbery - change.org 2
- Ahmaud Arbery - change.org 3
- Justice for Oluwatoyin Salau
- Pass The Georgia Hate Crime Bill
- Defund MPD
- Life Sentence For Police Brutality
- Regis Korchinski - change.org
- Tete Gulley - change.org
- Tony McDade - change.org
- Tony McDade - actionnetwork.org
- Tony McDade - thepetitionsite.com
- Joao Pedro - change.org
- Julius Jones - change.org
- Belly Mujinga - change.org
- Willie Simmons - change.org
- Hands Up Act - change.org
- National Action Against Police Brutality
- Kyjuanzi Harris - change.org
- Alejandro Vargas Martinez - change.org
- Censorship Of Police Brutality In France
- Sean Reed - change.org
- Sean Reed - change.org 2
- Kendrick Johnson - change.org
- Tamir Rice - change.org
- Tamir Rice - change.org 2
- Fire Racist Criminal From The NYPD
- Jamee Johnson - organizefor.org
- Darius Stewart - change.org
- Darius Stewart - moveon.org
- Abolish Prison Labor
- Free Siyanda - change.org
- Chrystul Kizer - change.org
- Chrystul Kizer - change.org 2
- Andile Mchunu (Bobo) - change.org
- Eric Riddick - change.org
- Amiya Braxton - change.org
- Emerald Black - change.org
- Elijah Nichols - change.org
- Zinedine Karabo Gioia - change.org
- Angel Bumpass - change.org
- Sheku Bayoh - change.org
- Angel DeCarlo - change.org
- Sandra Bland - change.org
- Sherrie Walker - change.org
- Darrien Hunt - change.org
- Cornelius Fredericks - change.org
- Elijah McClain - change.org
- James Scurlock - change.org
- Darren Rainey- change.org
- Kendrick Johnson- change.org
- Darrius Stewart- change.org
- LaVena Johnson- change.org
- Kenneka Jenkins- change.org
- Sam Dubose- change.org
- Philando Castile- change.org
- Philando Castile - signmoveon.org
- Natasha McKenna- change.org
- Freddie Gray- change.org
- The Freddie Gray Law - Assess, Treat, and Safely Transport -signmoveon.org
- Samuel DuBose- change.org
- Kimani Gray- care2petitions
- Kenneth Chamberlain Sr- signmoveon.org
- Sean Bell- change.org
- Jennifer Jeffley- change.org
- Oliver Campbell- change.org
- Bruce Greenway- change.org
- Dominique Fells - change.org
- Rayshard Brooks - change.org
- Alfred Wright - change.org
- Mubarak Soulemane- change.org
- Byron Williams- change.org
- Mitrice Richardson- change.org
- AJ Mitchell (a boy with autism) - change.org
- Merci Mack- change.org
- Lakeith Smith + A’Donte Washington- change.org
- Malik Thomas- change.org
- Matthew Tucker- change.org
- Malik Williams (paraplegic man shot at 84 times)- change.org
- http://www.pb-resources.com/
- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
PLEASE REBLOG! THIS IS AN UPDATED LIST!
DON’T IGNORE US!
*You don’t need to donate to change.org, donate directly to the families. Also if there’s a problem with a petition (or you have a petition I should add), please dm me instead of reblogging so I can fix it faster.*
not to be a raging communist but I think every human being should have the right to expect a dignified life free from the fear of poverty, starvation, and homelessness
reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.
“I’m speaking to you from my heart. Look, I don’t know if I’m going to have a career after this, but fuck that. Today is about innocent people who were halfway through their process, we don’t know what George Floyd could have achieved, we don’t know what Sandra Bland could have achieved, but today we’re going to make sure that won’t be an alien thought to our young ones. Every black person in here remembered when another person reminded you that you were black. So none of you out there, all those protesters on the other side, protesting against what we want to do, protesting against what we want to try and achieve, burn you, this is so vital. I need you to understand how painful this shit is. I need you to understand how painful it is to be reminded every day that your race means nothing and that isn’t the case anymore, that was never the case anymore.” John Boyega at The Black Lives Matter protest in Hyde Park June 3rd 2020
Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app
OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!
<3 Boosting this as a useful tool for people in protecting themselves here <3
signal boost!!
Boosting for my US friends!
how can i help?
here you can find donation links, petitions, how to educate yourself, etc.
if you can afford to donate:
official george floyd memorial fund here
minnesota freedom fund here
stephen lawrence charitable trust here
the NAACP legal defense fund here
black lives matter here
petitions you can sign:
justice for george floyd here, here & here
get the officers charged here
reclaim the block — minneapolis here
justice for breonna taylor here, here & here
justice for ahmaud arbery here, here & here
pass the georgia hate crime bill here
**if you are international and aren’t able to sign, here are some zip codes to use:
90015 — los angeles, california
10001 — new york city, new york
75001 — dallas, texas
text or call:
text “JUSTICE” 688366
text “FLOYD” to 55156
get in contact with the district attorney and minneapolis mayor. leave a message demanding that 4 officers including derek chauvin (badge #1087) and tou thao (badge #7162) be arrested for the murder of george floyd.
minneapolis mayor’s office, jacob frey: (612) 673-2100
minneapolis district attorney, mike freeman: (612) 348-5550 OR citizeninfo@hennepin.us
minneapolis PD emails: police@minneapolismn.gov
minneapolis311@minneapolismn.gov
policereview@minneapolismn.gov
you can find the email template here
breonna taylor was murdered in her sleep by policemen (jonathan mattingly, brett hankison and myles cosgrove) who raided the wrong house and shot her 8 times. call the louisville mayor’s office and police department to demand that the police be fired and charged.
louisville mayor’s office, greg fischer: (502) 574-2003
louisville metro police department: (502) 574-7111
undercover cop, jacob pedersen of the st. paul PD was seen smashing windows as the catalyst to many of the riots that occurred in minneapolis. email the st. paul PD and report his actions.
st. paul PD email: policeinfo@ci.stpaul.mn.us
proof of smashing windows here
proof it was pedersen here
want to learn more?
i strongly recommend the book “Why I’m No Longer Talking to White People About Race” by reni eddo-lodge. you can find an extract here.
list of resources:
black lives matter google doc here
black lives matter carrd here
elle osili-wood on twitter here